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All-Star Game Thoughts

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The Willie Mays bit in the car was great. The Ichiro inside-the-parker even better. Just when you thought you’d seen it all.

Meanwhile I want a freak storm to blow in and take Eric Byrnes out to the middle of the Pacific, where he and his dog are joined by a talking tiger named Pete Rose who promptly eats Byrnes and carries on a long fabulistic conversation with the dog.