Meanwhile, as Jere points out, that Melky Cabrera catch off that Manny almost-homer might have been the best thing possible - it made the Yankees trot out Melky even though he hasn’t done squat since, except collide with Johnny Damon to let Nick Swisher get an inside the parker and miss the Dan Johnson game-winning homer.
The most annoying thing about Melky, actually, is that his name reminds me of one of the worst lines in possibly the worst song lyrics ever written:
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.
…
Let’s spend time not money.
And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff.
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
Okay, so I’m missing the Photoshop speech bubbles to create the mashup effect.