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Palmeiro and steroids

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I’m in the midst of moving house - so updates have been sketchy of late, I know. It’s not like I can take steroids to get all those boxes from one home to the other faster - can I?

About whether Rafael Palmeiro lied to Congress - maybe Palmeiro really never juiced, then he went on Congress and realised how AWESOME these PEDs were. “What? McGwire sure sounded like he was on them. Oh man, I’ve been a bloody fool. All I’ve had were these stupid blue diamond pills.”

Now if only I had access to Photoshop right now. I can see distinct possibilities for this Palmetto “In a town this bad, it’s no use being good” poster…

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