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Kenny Rogers, Berzerker

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Kenny Rogers, another victim of the dumb self-inflicted injuries of 2005 club (members: Clint Barmes, Oliver Perez), went on a rampage and beat up a cameraman. Watch out, cameramen! He knows when to hold ’em, knows when to fold ’em!

Also, how is it that both Rogers and Kevin Brown were supposedly so mad that they had to punch something, but knew how to use the non-pitching hand? Very Bull Durham:

                                     CRASH  
                        If ya get in a fight with some  
                        asshole, never hit his with your  
                        pitching hand. Ya might get injured.  
                             (smiles)  
                        That's another lesson for ya -- now  
                        quit fucking around and help me up.