Randomly funny quote from Ozzie Guillen, after being criticised by Chicago mayor Richard Daley:
“Well there is a thing I would say to the mayor. I would say I’ve been in this country for 25 years and I don’t have American citizenship. He should help me do that. I’ll criticize him because they don’t give me American citizenship.” (Baseball Prospectus’ Week in Quotes)
Of course, Ozzie is a huge American patriot… even without the citizenship.