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Draft Day

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Sox with a bonanza number of early picks. I always thought the ability to swap two players - e.g. Renteria and Cabrera (in essence) - and generating a couple of draft picks was a weird kind of inflation, but what the hey. I just hope Lance Broadway drops down to the Sox’s first pick… besides being a good pitcher he has the greatest name ever. It’s almost like he was named from that porn star name game with your dog’s name and the street you grew up on.

Edit: in the variant of the porn star name game where you use the street you grew up on and your middle name, I’m Pari Tek. Weird.
MLB.com’s draft picks.