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Embree gives it up

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Okay, who is this man, and what has he done to Alan Embree? Fookin’ 3-run homer to Garret Anderson. Is Mike Myers so much of a lefty specialist that he can’t pitch twice in a row?

Fill in the blanks: “Alan Embree gives it up faster than…”

… a high school prom date? (Hey, it’s 4 in the morning over here. I can’t be funny at 4am.)