Okay, who is this man, and what has he done to Alan Embree? Fookin’ 3-run homer to Garret Anderson. Is Mike Myers so much of a lefty specialist that he can’t pitch twice in a row?
Fill in the blanks: “Alan Embree gives it up faster than…”
… a high school prom date? (Hey, it’s 4 in the morning over here. I can’t be funny at 4am.)