Everybody, Wang stunk tonight!
Even A-Rod says so in “his” blog!
Not ONLY can we not win a GOD DAMN GAME (Thanks, WANG. You SUCK. Your mom SUCKS. Your dad SUCKS.), but fucking Bitchson almost goes and pitches a no-no.
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Also, who is this bitch in Baltimore and what is he doing with my Player of the Month award? I am America’s Greatest Ballplayer! What gives? He plays in Baltimore, for Pete’s sake. The only good thing they have there is the crabs. The crab DINNERS, you perverts. GOD.