Kim to the Rockies

So B. H. Kim is traded to the Rockies, for Charles Johnson (who will probably move on to the Tropicana Field Retirement Home for Aged Ballplayers) and Chris Narveson. Best of luck to a man who once displayed inordinate amounts of talent - all the way until the 2004 season. I know Colorado is where pitchers go to die, but everyone knows that, so the expectations are really low, which might be good for Kim. With any luck, he’ll turn out to be a bizarro pitcher, with pitches that break in thin air and not at sea level. Good deal for the Rockies, who have nothing but upside to gain.