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Clemens's child carelessly causes car calamity

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Someone has stolen Roger Clemens’ 300th-win Hummer. He gave it to one of the K-kids to drive to school, and Koby left it unlocked.

He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.

Two thoughts: 1. How hard is it to miss an ORANGE Hummer? 2. High school boys really shouldn’t be getting Hummers. As for lower-case-‘h’ hummers…

Edit: Hummer found. No word on whether the person who tipped the police off will receive the award. Of course, they could be evil and say, “You have received as a reward $10000… $10000 worth of Debbie Clemens products, to be specific.”