I’m temporarily in Indiana, for the next 10 days or so, so I apologise, the “Red Sox from half the world away” tag isn’t quite true at the moment.
Meanwhile, good luck to Rick Ankiel, who wants to become an outfielder. I can’t forget his meltdown - so bizarre. Wouldn’t he have more value trying to be a Brooks Kieschnick / Dave McCarty two-way player though?