More serious, I really hope the Bonds story isn’t true. Bonds may be a jerk, but he’s got phenomenal talent - regardless of whether he took steroids or not.
Incidentally, before all these steroid scandals I used to think ‘roids had to be injected. Then I heard about “the cream” and “the clear”. I wonder if learning about the ease of delivery - putting drops under your tongue is a lot more innocuous-sounding than injecting yourself in the butt - may have actually sparked the interest of some misguided gym rats? Or maybe this was fairly common knowledge, and I was just not clued in into the world of performance enhancers.