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Does this jersey make my butt look big?

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Barry Bonds’ former mistress says he was on the juice, at least according to the NY Post (for what that’s worth). Not sure about the allegations, but I thought this line was funny:

Some of the changes included everything from acne on his back to a great deal of bloating, that he was very concerned about that other people would notice.

Acne? Bloating? A sudden concern about how others see him? Man, next thing we’ll know Bonds will be asking for extra time off for cramps.