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Anna Benson retraction

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A Large Regular points out that Anna Benson was only joking about sleeping with all the Mets should she find Kris cheatin':

There’s no way I would touch some of those guys with a 10-foot pole. I don’t care what Kris did. Some of them are disgusting.

I can hear it now - Pedro and Beltran are going “wait a minute… you can’t just take away a promise like that!” It’s funny that her reason for not having revenge sex isn’t anything to do with moral scruples but just the sheer fact that some ballplayers (or at least some Mets) are disgusting.

And from that same article I learnt that Anna Benson has a reality show coming out. And that she has late-night TV aspirations: “I’m hoping in five years or so I’ll have racked up some experience to do something like that.” Is it just my sophomoric side that finds it funny that she said “racked”?