Riffing on a joke by “Marty Nopointe” over at Boston Sports Media Watch…
Dear Mr Pedro -
I sincerely write to seek your co-operation and trust to enable my colleagues and I carry out an urgent business opportunity in my department.
I work with the Metropolitans of Flushing Corona; currently I am the general manager of bills and exchange at the foreign remittance department of my bank. I am the account officer to one Jim Duquette, who mysteriously disappeared from Fluyshing Corona earlier this year.
After Mr Duquette’s disappeearance, I have come into the large sum of $54million Fifty For Million USA Dollars. Since the management got the information of his death none of his relation has come up and claim his money. The banking and financial law of Metropolitan Plc stipulates that if such fund remained unclaimed after it will be transferred as unclaimed bill.
Upon this discovery kind sir, I and two other senior staffs now decided to do business with you and release the money to you for safety and subsequent disbursement. I will soon proceed for my retirement leave this year, and I personally do not want this fund to be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. That is why I wanted the fund to be move out of the bank before I proceed on my retirement from the banking services by December 16th 2004. We have agreed that the Fund would be for you as foreign partner; thereafter my colleague and I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Upon receipt of your acknowledgement indicating your interest, please indicate your bank account number and location wherein the money will be remitted. Send your reply through my direct and private email address (omarminaya123 at yahoo.com) and indicates your direct Fax and telephone numbers for effective communication that this transaction needs.
Please note that you are not to appear in person, as every thing regarding this project will be strictly on documentations and every banking documents needed for this transaction will be taken care of by my self.
Looking forward to urgently hearing from you.
Yours Faithfully
Omar Minaya