The one-L lama,
He’s a priest
The two-L llama,
He’s a beast
But I will bet
A silk pajama
They don’t throw strikes
Like John Halama*
*The author’s attention has been called to the Dalai Lama’s 3-inning 6-K no-hit relief appearance for the Lhasa Apsos. Pooh.
(With apologies to Ogden Nash)