So the Sox sign David Wells. This is a deal I like for many reasons: one, while Wells is an ex-Yankee, he’s an ex-Yankee who would love to stick it to Steinbrenner. Two, Wells walks no one. No one. He’s a control freak. Three, he’s a character. And I love characters.
And, just looking at him, he clearly hasn’t been using performance enhancing drugs. Performance-impairing drugs, yes *cough booze cough*. Performance enhancing drugs? The only thing the man looks like he could have been injecting into his body is lard.