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The statistician stares at a family in division

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Hey man what is that you’re thinking

Maybe you can get away

There must be lots of pressure

And lots of bills to pay

Amphetamines & coffee

It almost makes you gag

Too many big decisions

No more time to play - The Afghan Whigs, “Amphetamines & Coffee” (C, Bm, G if you want to play it)

Apparently one of the sticking points in the drug-testing negotiations is whether amphetamines count as performance enhancers.