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Vlad the Impaler

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So AL MVP results are in, and Vlad’s the man. Sheffield being second over Manny is annoying though. I think of Sheffield as “There’s Something About Gary”, since, like the Cameron Diaz character in the movie, he found some cream, had no idea what it was, and still put it on his body.

Wonder who put Manny and Ortiz as their #1 vote?