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Law and Order: Red Sox

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The familiar DUN-DUN sound…

PAWSOX TRAINING FACILITY, PAWTUCKET, RI. 6/1/2004 12.58PM.

BH Kim’s fastball is declared dead. Jerry Orbach investigates. Bronson Arroyo is the prime suspect. They indict Arroyo on “conspiracy to take the #5 spot in the rotation”.

DUN-DUN

MOAKLEY COURTHOUSE, FAN PIER, BOSTON, MA. 9/8/2004 11.04AM.

Turns out Arroyo has rock-solid evidence that he was noodling around at Daddy’s Junky buying a new guitar. In a surprise twist, Sam Waterston tries Dr Morgan of the Sox medical staff for Murder Two, depraved indifference.

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Next episode: Kevin Millar is involved in another copyright violation!

As for the preview of the final Sox-As game: No energy to write much. It’s late in the evening, I’m wondering what clothes to wear. It’s Pedro v. Hudson - in baseball, what more is there? Yes, it’ll be wonderful tonight.