Still looks like nothing happened. But then the Cubs game was going on, so they didn’t necessarily want to announce it then. Ah well. To keep everyone entertained, here’s Anna Benson’s webpage. And here’s a classic Anna quote:
“We hadn’t had sex for a few days so we got into the back seat of our SUV in the parking lot at Three Rivers Stadium and while we were doing it fans were beating on the windows, we finished screwing then Kris got out and greeted the fans. Hell, I’m not stopping sex with my man so some overzealous fan can have an autograph!”
How does Kris ever find the time to pitch?