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Kevin Millar, Come Home, All is Forgiven

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I got the world on a string

Sitting on a rainbow

Got the string around my finger

What a world, what a life - the Sox won.

So… just how much did Theo and Lucchino pay Contreras back in that hotel room in Nicaragua?

Let’s get this straight, since I couldn’t follow the game today, you’re telling me:

  • the Spankees had a call go against them?
  • 3 HBPs, and probably unintentional because Contreras had no control whatsoever?
  • Kevin Millar was the offensive star?
  • the Spankees had 1st and 3rd, 1 out, tying run at the plate, and Foulke throwing, and… they got nada?

… nah!!!!

But, since Kevin Millar seems to be like the Hulk and seems to need goading to perform, might I offer that… Millar sucks? (A little superstition goes a long way.) Why people no like Millar? Why people no say “Skin to Win”? Millar angry! Millar hit bomb!!