Here’s the report on yesterday’s great 9-6 win, filtered through the Shizzolator:
Millar went 10-fo’-13 in da series wit four homers ’n eight RBIs after hitting six homers wit 24 RBIs in 87 games n’ shit. Tha dude attributed that a change in tha dude’s stance tha dude made in Wednesday’s crib game against Baltimore that allowed tha dude’s ass pull da ball better.
“It’s izzall feel,” tha dude be like after raising tha dude’s batting average .297. “Now I feel gravy.” "
“I feel gravy”. Is there any better way of describing Kevin Millar? That KFC must be doing him right… whatever it is he feels, I like it.