And what will it take for the Orioles to win a game against the Y*nkees? Contreras was losing it on the mound, Tanyon Sturtze was pitching, and still the Os rolled over and played dead. TANYON STURTZE! That’s not even a real name! That’s one of those fake spammers’ names, one of those people trying to sell you c1al!s and v1agRa! Man. To quote Homer (Simpson, not the author of the Iliad), “I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked!”. Maybe we could do a straight-up swap, Contreras for Lowe. Like for like. You want baserunners? We got baserunners!
Meanwhile, Bambino’s Curse mentions an Aussie Sox fan. The number of Sox fans on this side of the International Date Line seems to be rising… which is good, I was feeling lonely.