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Man. So Manny was DHing with a sore groin today? What’s with the variety of injuries on this Sox team? Let’s look at the foot up:

Achilles - Nomar

Left knee - Burks

Right knee - Mueller

Groin - Manny

Back - Trot

Left elbow - Brad Thomas

Right elbow - Reynaldo Garcia

Shoulder - Ramiro Mendoza

Head case - Kim (heh… cheap shot. I still believe in Kim for the future, just not now)

Okay, it’s not like we’re missing the three relievers on the DL, but the point is the variety of injuries. It’s a veritable game of Operation out there! Next thing you know someone will get butterflies in the stomach or a charley horse.