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More weird lineups - The Jays vs the Ezzes

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The Johnsons, Jones, and Jacksons (a largely NL team)

C Charles Johnson, Rockies

1B Nick Johnson, Expos

2B Damian Jackson, Cubs

3B Chipper Jones, Braves

SS hmm… can’t come up with one

LF Jacque Jones, Twins

CF Andruw Jones, Braves

RF Reed Johnson, Jays

SP Randy Johnson, D-Backs

SP Jason Johnson, Tigers

RP Bobby Jones, ex-Sox

RP Todd Jones, Reds

RP Mike Jackson, White Sox

vs

The Gonzalezes, Martinezes, and Rodriguezes (is that the right plural?)

C Ivan Rodriguez, Tigers

1B Tino Martinez, Rays

2B Luis A. Gonzalez, Rockies

3B Alex Rodriguez, Yankees

SS Alex Gonzalez, Marlins

LF Luis Gonzalez, Rockies

CF hmm… can Alex S. Gonzalez or Victor Martinez play here? :)

RF Juan Gonzalez, Royals

DH Edgar Martinez, Mariners

SP Pedro Martinez, Sox, duh

SP Jeremi Gonzalez, Rays

RP Felix Rodriguez, Giants

RP Francisco Rodriguez, Angels

RP Dicky Gonzalez, Rays