How do you solve a problem like Malaska?
How do you make our Derek throw a strike?
Can’t we use the pitcher from Alaska?
No double-play grounder!
The bases get cleared!
The clowns!
So Darrell May gets the victory in May? He probably has the most wins by a pitcher in the month of his last name.
Edit: oops, a check on Baseball Reference brings up Rudy May. So Darrell’s got a long way to go.