In view of recent news events, a public service announcement:
When you mix eggs together
Remember the hot weather
Don’t leave the cream out to stand
And don’t forget to wash your handsNow don’t try to be too clever
Know that we still have bacteria
You can get salmonella (ella ella eh eh)
On the one hand, I recognise that those are terrible lyrics. On the other hand, the original ain’t Shakespeare either:
You’re part of my entity
Here for infinity
“Part of my entity”? Apparently Rihanna just acquired someone through a merger.