I came back from Sydney carting 6 boxes of Krispy Kremes (6 in each box). At the airport, the security guy spotted the boxes and the following exchange ensued:
Security guy (in mock-stern fashion): “Hmm… you know you’re not supposed to take more than 100ml of liquids or creams into the plane”.
Me (quick on the uptake): “No cream in these ones - they’re glazed!”
Security guy: “Attempt to get doughnuts foiled again, damn”
Upon returning, I promptly put the doughnuts in the fridge. Then it dawned on me. The only two things in my fridge were doughnuts and beer. I had Homer Simpson’s fridge.
But boy were they good. I stretched them out - had to make them last. One of my Facebook friends mentioned guilt from doughnut eating. Guilt’s too good an emotion to waste on food. Mmm, donuts…