Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog, yclept, um, “Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog”. I particularly like his attempt to be on Hot or Not:
Plese uote for me and saye that ich am hotte. Peraventure my peynture may plese nat the moderatoures (for it is a manuscripte and ich haue but litel cleavage), yet lette vs yive this a trye!
I also thought Serpentes on a Shippe was quite a clever title…