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Sitting tight

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Went down to the neurologist yesterday to check out a little problem of facial tic that developed post-tooth extraction. So after a series of tests he said I didn’t need an MRI (whew), and that he would just give me some drugs to calm the nerves and I should see whether that worked. So I asked “well, if that doesn’t work, what’s the normal treatment for this?” To which he happily responded “oh, it’s Botox”.

So there you have it. Either the medication works, or I have to receive clinically-sanctioned cosmetic medicine.

(Channeling James Blunt through the warped lens of my ego - “I’m beautiful… I’m beautiful… I’m beautiful… it’s true”.)