So, besides Paris Hilton getting engaged to Paris Latsis, Lauren Bush (daughter of Jeb Neil) is apparently dating David Lauren (son of Ralph). (I know, I know, I’m behind on the celebrity news.) Which means there’s a chance that if they get married and she takes his last name (you know, coming from a traditional family and all that) she could become Lauren Lauren. Weird. The only predecessor I can think of is Sirhan Sirhan, and that’s hardly an association you want with a political family.
Of course, they could always use Ralph Lauren’s original surname, Lipschitz, but you’re not really going to buy a Polo Ralph Lipschitz T-shirt are you?