Handy Latin phrases. In case, like, you need to talk about that episode of “Insula gilliganis” where the Professor and Mary-Ann engaged in tomfoolery. I love the bumper sticker section:
Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades
“If you can read this, you are both very well educated and much too close.”