Ugh. I forgot to mention that when I went for a haircut recently, I heard the most terrible song EVER. An English version of Jacky Cheung’s “Wen Bie”, by Michael Learns to Rock, with attendant execrable lyrics. It was the first time I ever wished the hairdresser would wash the shampoo into my ears. Hell, having the shampoo in my eyes would have been less painful.
Edit: for those of you who don’t know, Michael Learns to Rock are the wussiest Danes this side of Hamlet, and far less poetic.